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unstoppable granny shagger

An unstoppable granny shagger is someone who likes sex with women so much that he would go so far as to having sex with lots of grannies or grandmas, in order to fulfill his sexual needs.
Mate, you are an unstoppable granny shagger. WTF
by Londonerwithsparetime May 17, 2017
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Shagger's knees

1) To have cuts and scrapes all over the knee and shin area due to shagging balls during a game of dodgeball

2) Most often found on women as they tend to be the "shaggers", but it may also be found on men willing to throw their bodies around

3) Found often in Lister Dodgeball League matches
Greg - "Hey whats up with your knees?"
Kevin - "Oh, i was diving around alot today and gave myself shagger's knees"
Greg - "Gotta love Dodgeball"
by Pocket_____Rocket April 20, 2010
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Sheep Shagger

Sheep Shagger.
A common insult/derogatory term used against or to describe:
a) Welsh people.
b) New Zealanders.
The origin of this term is unknown however it is in reference of the fact that there are a lot of sheep in wales and in NZ and because there are so many it was believed that the humans helped with the breeding, hence the term sheep shagger.

(see also) purebred sheep shagger: A person of descent from both countries.
aussie/limey) Fuckin hell that man is a right sheep shagger!

kiwi/welsh) Just because we have a lot of sheep in our country doesnt mean that we fucked 'em!
by ben doverson the third June 5, 2018
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Top Shagger

more commonly known as Frank Grayson, portrayed by Jack Bence in the hit tv show “Bad Education
“Frank Grayson defines top shagger energy”

Look at that top shagger, it’s Frank Grayson”
by remdoggxx March 17, 2019
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Phantom Shagger

That unexplained, sudden, sharp anus pain that happens to all humans, for no reason, once a year. And you’ve to catch your breath and try to run away from your own arse.
I think I shit the wrong way or something. I got a phantom shagger just now.
by tahutoa July 2, 2022
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shaggers

a man that is usually really cute, and is loved by all women,
fuck me jessie, i really want to get that shaggers inside me
by Nickolous April 12, 2005
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pavement shagger

Man who has sex by rubbing his genitals on the pavement.Also known to obtain gratification by rolling around in bin-liners filled with garbage
Appeared on HIGNFY.
by global February 14, 2004
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