Sheezapeezashitphanie

Most commonly known amongst a group of meth monsters, goes by the traditional name Stephanie or Stephanie Whoreclap. Can be easily spotted in jeans 3 sizes too small with a hearty muffin top protruding out of her screaming vag lies an abundance of wasteful Fupa. She will eat you alive, steal and reset your phone claiming it was accidnetial.. then she'll prey upon you and give you meth to smoke all while plotting with her newly met homeboys to permanently borrow your only vehicle, with no regard to any life at all. She is really supposed to be searching for appropriate welfare housing for her teenage daughter; however she's gotten a little sidetracked by the glass dick.

Cathy: "hey, I seen some nice rentals to move into for you and your daughter.
Steph: "Oh yeah, I'll check it out when I get back from using my homeboys vehicle to go boost shit from Penny's"

Cathy: When will you be back?

Steph: oh you know, in like an hour or so, my homeboys fixing this car and I'm getting a new battery.

Cathy: Bitch, you ain't coming back you no good Sheezapeezashitphanie"

by Nosuchname416 May 17, 2018

Character Sheet

1. In table-top role-playing games, such as Dungeons & Dragons, a Character Sheet is the paper representation of a player character. Its function mirrors that of stat screens and menus in computer and console RPGs, because it keeps track of your character, your character's stats, equipment, etc. In the revised version of Dungeons & Dragons v3.5, Character Sheets are about four pages, the first having the character's name, ability scores, equipped weapons, etc; the second and third pages contain equipment and magic information, and the last page keeps track of your skill ranks and feats.

You can download Character Sheets as Adobe PDFs off of Wizards' official website.

by aka_pyro July 9, 2007

Snack Sheet

A flat bed sheet that a lazy, couch potato-type person spreads out on his or her sofa to protect the upholstery from little piles of foods (especially from Fourth Meal) that he or she keeps at hand. Using a snack sheet saves the effort of washing dishes and bowls. Oftentimes, the person (or people) utilizing the snack sheet will do so unclothed. In this case, the snack sheet can further protect the couch upholstery from skin oils and other body soils. Also: a metonymy for sloth and gluttony

They never leave the house on a weekend. They just stay home, watching Lifetime and eating Ritz crackers on their snack sheet.

by CaperGirl June 26, 2012

stain on the sheet

a term used to give reference to a pre-birth era before your father's sperm impregnated your mother it was a dribble on the bedsheets.

"Back then you were just a stain on the sheets!"

by Kat November 20, 2004

for sheezy my neezy

Bastardization of "Fo' shizzle, my nizzle", which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly, My african-american brother."

by JohnnyNuke June 5, 2003

Sheetal

Ravishing Sweet Hot Endearing Energetic Talking All Love girl. Beautiful, Slim, Sexy, Sheetal is one of a species of the Homo Sapiens that can seduce men just by looking once.

She did a sheetal on me
Sheetal is sheetal does
He tried to work her, but she ain't no sheetal.

by SuryaS August 24, 2012

heezy fo sheezy

heezy is slang for "Hook" and sheezy is slang for "sure"

this party's off the heezy fo' sheezy

by DJWeezy July 17, 2003