Shaft Shining

A sex act performed on guys by girls with wet vaginas, where she rubs her groolon his hard cock while the tip stays inside her, thus putting a shine on his shaft.

Felicia is the shaft shining queen stroking Ponch's cock like that.

by Mr_0Wtf March 7, 2017

Shasta Bomb

A "Shasta Bomb" is a sexual act where in which two or more participants take a can of soda particularly lemon lime Shasta and empty said can in one's rectum and hold it in by shear Force of squeezing their own butt cheeks and tightening their anus until they're properly standing over their partners face where in which they release the soda onto them which traditionally is followed by the recipient yelling out "Shasta bomb!"

We broke up because she didn't properly wash before Shasta bombing me last night.

by 2MnyTendys April 19, 2021

Sastroed

To get really wasted and have a great time. Usually involves poorly drawn penises.

I went drinking with colleagues and got really sastroed.

by EnergyRegulation August 26, 2013

Shaft shot

Like a dick pic... But lots better =0 millions

O my Gawd michael rage quit jones just sent me a shaft shot!! I bet he looks good in slow mo!!

by Mad_slaw47 April 5, 2015

shaft snapper

When you have a hard-on and you accidentally contort your penis in a way that causes discomfort or pain.

Friend 1: Dude, I had the biggest boner yesterday after school and when I climbed over a fence to take a shortcut to my house, my dick felt like it broke in half.

Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.

by MattyK717 January 7, 2016

shaftless

The state of having no shaft

Samuel Baker is shaftless

by Drillax March 11, 2016

Shaftow

A gentleman's dick pic; the suggestion of boner without showing skin.

I was really impressed by the tasteful shaftow he sent when he wore grey sweatpants.

by C-El, Esq March 10, 2019