Shartie

The point of drunkenness that is sufficiently passed buzzed, but not belligerently drunk.

A happy medium that could be defined as the perfect drunk.

"Dude I got so shitty last night I threw up"

"That's why I only got shartie and took that girl home."

by BryanRich525 February 25, 2012

shagsicle

someone who is really hot and uber fuckable

"Johnny Depp is the ultimo shagsicle"

"Aaron wishes you could be his shagsicle"

by +Fizza+ December 28, 2005

Smarticles

To be smart; have smart particles.

If you don't have smarticles, you suck on testicles

by 69Jaegermeister69 August 24, 2008

sharticles

Vaporous emission created in the act of pooping.

"Dude! Use the fan next time! When I went in the bathroom I got a full mouthful of your sharticles!!!"

by AJ1990 June 20, 2008

Shartlesville

n. a nowhere town, that has nothing in it.

This place is such a shartlesville, they don't even have a McDonald's!

I never go to that shartlesville, only grandma's live there and there is nothing to do!

by Littlehixie March 3, 2009

Shartle

When you shit your pants but a turtle came out with the shit shartle

Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle

by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019

Sharticles

the small pieces or particles of feces that cause pink eye

The sharticles on her pillow caused her to get pink eye

by BEASTLY T January 29, 2010