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Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.
Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.
by -J-Town- April 30, 2006
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Sharetard

A sharetard is someone who doesn't share anything with anyone.
Kristy: "Hey Amy, can i borrow your pencil crayons?"
Amy: "No!"
Kristy: "Amy you're such a sharetard!!!"
by kristylynnexo March 31, 2010
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Sharrett

A person whos career goal is to get pregnant.
Damn, Ashley is such a Sharrett
by 100,000 black men June 2, 2016
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sharpened dick

A fancy term for an erection of the male penis
"I just got a sharpened dick right now!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."

"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"
by Smelshelmpofdoor August 16, 2017
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Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.
"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."
by Wordspotter March 17, 2010
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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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sharptoe

A woman or girl that lets her toenails grow beyond the edge of her toe, trims her toenails beyond the edge of her toe or has toenails that slant upward.

Almost always a bitch, highly opinionated, potentially mean, cruel, very vindictive and highly judgemental.

Dating a sharptoe should be avoided unless you have money and an alpha personality, as this type is also high maintenance and materialistic.
"That sharptoed bitch broke up with me and stole my money, got me fired and screwed my best friend."
by the real blackheart May 23, 2009
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