shannen

the coolest/most sexist person you'll ever meet. make sure you don't mistake these for SHANNON 's. they're sweet, smart, yet underneath all of that beauty, is one tough bitch. so dont mess with them.

GUY 1: aww snap, who dat fine ass girl right there?
GUY 2: she must be a shannen

by chuuubacabra8D November 23, 2010

wanking spanners

Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers

By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners

by Tight Trousers August 10, 2006

spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

shatner

verb.
To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.

"You know, it does take two shits to make a shatner."

by Dre October 29, 2004

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

William Shatner 911

Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.

A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.

Uh oh, I think I have a William Shatner 911 brewing from them chilli dogs last night - Gotta run!

by Dr Art Vandelay July 22, 2009

Shanter

Shit Banter

Enough with the shanter! Bring something worth while to the conversation!

by what is my name really? June 1, 2009