sample slut

somebody who hovers around free sample counters in food stores and/or takes more than one free sample

Person 1: Look at that sample slut blocking the bakery counter
Person 2: Yeah, she thinks "Try One" means try one, then try another one, and another one....

by creaternity July 8, 2006

free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009

shampoodle

a pink rat-like poodle who has her own hair salon inside of tom nook's 'nookingtons'

natatchi: hey i just got a new dew at shampoodle's!
saratchi: it looks disgusting...
natatchi: shove it...

by natatchi January 1, 2009

Shampoo Amnesia

When you are showering and cannot remember if you washed your hair during that showering session or if that was on another day.

My hair was wet but I couldn't remember if I had actually washed my hair; shampoo amnesia strikes again!

by Benton42 April 6, 2011

Garlic Shampoo

A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.

Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!

by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019

sampaju

Facial expression that shows deep distraction. Sampaju faces are characterized for eyes focused on nowhere, semi- opened mouth, and react a little slow when they're called. When you see someone with a Sampaju face, you should definetively be careful, their stupidity is contagious.

Guy: Hey, did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: OMG her face!
Guy: She's definetively SO Sampaju.

by youwillbethedeathofme April 18, 2009

sampam

sampam is dreams nickname for twitch streamer sapnap, sampam is so attractive and if someone says he isn’t then they are an alien virus and must be destroyed instantly

“have you seen sampam”
“yes! but only dream can call him that.”
“he is very attractive”

by quackity (ipad kid) April 25, 2021