sham process

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.

The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Sham Pooh

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

by Truckdriver April 16, 2009

Fuzzy Sham

Used by Chad because he is hXc and counldn't understand the french director dude on some RHCP (\m/) Video shoot...Fuck, I'm lazy...

Yo! Sup Dawg! That's some fuzzysham shit yo!

by Joelisafaggot August 2, 2004

Sham Wowed

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham

I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!

by keifermail September 30, 2009

Sham-ericans

lemmings who believe the lies and garbage perpetrated by the Faux/Fox news creeps.

cheering for someone who was denied medical...and subsequently died, all the lies told about President Obama...and the twisting of facts in political circles that can be proven to be truth beyond what those Fox people spew. Sham-ericans are not founded in truth and exhibit un-American values.

by creative soul September 14, 2011

sham bakery

One way to get away with selling pot to the general public. You set up a bakery where you sell regular baked goodies out the front door and drugs out the back. Or you can sell pot-infused goodies out the front door, too.

“I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

-Nancy Botwin, Weeds

by i<3weeds August 15, 2009

Sham-Slam

The act of waving one hands in a whale tail fashion; simulating the splash of Shamu (killer whale of Sea World fame).

I celebrated my touchdown with a sham-slam; I totally free-Willy'd it.

by steaminPacLife May 11, 2010