scoombadaooch

A supposedly vulgar term that came out of my old italian neighbor when his grandson hit him in the square in the fotch with a soccer ball.

"You can't duct tape the cat u fuckin scoombadaooch!"

"Get close to me and im gunna fuckin scoombadaooch you in the face"

"Scoombadaooch"

by Meech March 28, 2005

scoomp

Any ignorant,foolish,stupid,clueless person who is often mistaken for someone with a serious mental problem. They often have no idea how stupid they look and usually think their behavior is cute.

She dumped her dude 'cuz he was a scoomp.

Boy,get in this house and stop actin'like a scoomp!

by mayazine January 2, 2009

spooming

spooming: the act of anal pentration by a SySop to a male mod. leaves moderator with ass full of pasta

mod takes it in the rear while SySop spooming time bitch! screams 'yo white, Ben Affleck!'

by VAMPIRE_ March 4, 2009

Shoom shoom

After you work out and look swole as hell, you get on your knees in front of the toilet and slam the lid on yo dick until it looks equally, if not more than, swole as you do. Then, as you have sexy times with your boo, you shake your dick in every direction like stirring butter, while going back and forth, all the while, saying "Shoom, shoom, shoom."

Hey Bae, you look dapper! Wanna go Shoom Shoom behind that Arby's!?

by Shogunato March 23, 2017

Stoom

A ciggarette.

Could you puch me a stoom?

by cooper1 August 12, 2008

Scoom

Marijuana, preferably of dank quality. May also be know as Scoombapa, or the ol' boo radley.

Derives from the ancient stoner word, scarfield.

Man i was so scoomed, i ate a pizza and left a second one in the microwave.

by The great Scoomba February 28, 2011

skoomp

1. The sound created during the imaginary stamping of someone's forehead due to their ignorance or an ignorant action.
2. Used as a form of entertaining other about ones’ stupidity.

skoomp! Got 'em!
Skoomp Got his ass!
Skoomp!

by Yuguru October 27, 2003