arabian soft serve 

when a person poops a soft poopy on your head in a swirl formation to make a soft serve like figre of poop. the swirl also looks like a turbin that arabs have traditionally wore throughout the generations.

"dude whats on your head? did you get arabian soft served?"

arabian soft serve by blaghweechaka January 26, 2010

slang and serve

The song that might have single handedly made the underground (sort of) rap artist from Atlanta T-rock popular. It was off the album Rock Solid 4:20 produced by DJ paul, released February 18, 2003. It was the only album that t-rock recored with Hypnotize Minds. He went on to make many albums with his own Rock Solid Music label, and now has a major record deal, that is still unknown (as of September 2007 that is.)

-Have you herd the new T-rock song Slang and Serve?
-What the fuk you talkin bout nigga, that bumpin shit been out for 4 years.

slang and serve by steakii October 16, 2007

soft serve

A way in which icecream can be served.

I went to McDonalds and bought a soft serve icecream.

soft serve by MichaelO July 1, 2005

Soft serve Flagpole 

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.

My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.

Soft serve Flagpole by DebRi December 21, 2013

Hard serve ice cream 

Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.

Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.

Hard serve ice cream by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016

pulling up to self serve

To pleasure one's self. To be your own best friend. When a man enjoys his own company. roughing up the suspect

I was scarred for life when I walked in on my dad as he pulled up to self serve.

pulling up to self serve by BoneDaddy December 13, 2004

Horny Softee Serve 

When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine

Man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the horny softee serve... It was pretty good

Horny Softee Serve by Chicago Meat House November 20, 2011