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Sergeant McHammerfist

The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.
Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!
by obe_ November 25, 2011
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Sweaty sergeant

A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.
This guy is such a sweaty sergeant
by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018
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Pill sergeant

That one friend who oversees the group intake of drugs, and makes sure everyone keeps apexing their high.
James: Oh wow, I'm starting to come down a bit you know.

Taylor: You won't be saying that in a minute when Pill Sergeant Jack makes his rounds.
by QueenJamaal May 30, 2020
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Sergeant Viera

Sergeant Viera is a Hard working, badass, funny, kinda smart not really though, Marine Recruiter.

You can find him in the high schools breakup fights, calling kids out to do pull-ups , or in your DM telling you you’re too afraid to be a Marine.

His IG is Sgt.Viera
Dude, Sergeant Viera keeps telling me I’m afraid to be a Marine. I think imma become a Marine just to shut him up.
by Sergeant Viera November 22, 2021
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sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)
Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.
by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008
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No time for sergeants

When a work peer starts acting like your boss it’s no time for sergeants. A non-offensive, work-appropriate way of saying “you’re a dick and you are not my boss”.
Make the copies yourself if you want them done your way I’ve got no time for sergeants.
by Ozymandiasm January 1, 2021
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Sergeant Gunnarson

Another word for Gunnery Sergeant used in some countries.
by Exave August 18, 2021
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