Alka-Seltzer party

A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.

..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.

by spacecadet79 January 13, 2013

shitzlepop

complete and utter asshole who annoys the shit out of you.

Me: ryte mate.
friend: shut the fuck up.
Me: jesus, your such a fucking shitzlepop

by __Chubbz_ May 11, 2009

Shitzelsticks

the awesomest exclamation ever

HOLY SHITZELSTICKS!!!!

by al3xsoccer1 November 26, 2010

Shitzcaphobia

The fear of being shit on by a person.

Lying in bed beside your loved one, they turn to their side to fall asleep, and you get hit with the aroma from a thousand skunks asses. i.e. don't come near me I have shitzcaphobia

by Phobia of shit April 13, 2015

Seit

A measure of distance used while traveling, which is how far a person can see from their current location before the road/path/river takes a bend and you can't see further. For example, from where you are at a given moment to the bend in the road is one seit, because you can "see it". The second seit starts where the first seit ended.

Pronounced "see-it". Seits are always measured in whole numbers, like two seits, ten seits, etc.

We're about three seits away from camp.

by jon_p49 March 14, 2020

Seita

Seita is a cute, funny, smart, loveable guy who everyone loves. He is the type of person who can make your entire day with just one text. Anyone would be lucky if he even looks your way. Seita is really down to earth and will stop at nothing to become successful. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him and will always take care of those he loves. Seita is a really special guy. Maybe even too special for this shitty world. The universe gained a real one.

"You know how ASAP Rocky called himself a bad bitch? Yeah, that's Seita."

by grandadspermmyguy May 30, 2020

Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021