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Seen

Reading acknowledgement on facebook chat.

When the person you're talking to click on your name and hypotheoretically read the message you sent her, a small logo "Seen" appears under your words.

It has been the reason of a few breakups, suicides and uninvited sexual intercourses.
Justin Bieber - 12:07
Selena please...

- Seen - 12:08
by Choupi November 29, 2012
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Segelke

A person conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the pitchers mound.
The man pitches like a Segelke.
by Segelke March 18, 2003
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Seencucked

A term used to greatly annoy your friends when you are left on read on popular social media sites, such as facebook or others that indicate when the message recipient has read your message but fails to respond.
You: 2:11PM: Hey did you see that new movie yet? Want to go next week?

Friend: 2:15PM: * left on read *

You: 5:27PM: Seencucked again

Friend: 5:34PM: Seriously, dude? I was at work and apparently made the mistake of opening your message before responding. You're worse than my girlfriend!
by Androctonus November 9, 2019
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How Not to be Seen

A famous and hilarious sketch that was part of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in which the narrator, John Cleese attempts to stress the importance of "not being seen". As he asks people to please reveal themselves in a woodland scene, each is either shot, blown up, or somehow otherwise killed in hilarious fashion. Quite possibly the funniest Monty Python sketch ever.
Mr. Nesbit has learned the first lesson of being seen. NOT to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover...
*BOOM*

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen that sketch, How Not to be Seen? It's hilarious
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny. You didn't take much from that, did you?
Guy 1: Huh?
BOOM
by Zhivagoz August 24, 2008
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seendid

Having seen or witnessed.
Yo, son, yesterday, I seendid State Property.
by Aaron Harewood May 20, 2005
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sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).
"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"
by Keho March 2, 2009
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seenlord

That bitch who didn't reply to your 8286 spastic texts last night
Obsessive psycho girlfriend: hey babe :))))
Obsessive psycho girlfriend: babe
Obsessive psycho girlfriend: bae u there?
Obsessive psycho girlfriend: BABE U CHEATIN ON ME?
Obsessive psycho girlfriend: babe why rnt u replying
Obsessive psycho girlfriend: U FUCKING SEENLORD!!!
by Maiph January 28, 2016
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