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Dirty Selena

The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then preceding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual
Gurl, I tried a dirty Selena last night, it definitely made a difference to the taste!!!
by Michiefor September 29, 2020
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selena gomezing

When I boy/girl ejaculates when seeing a picture of selena Gomez
Jimmy was scrolling through pictures when he started Selena gomezing after he saw a picture of Selena Gomez.
by TeeNick November 3, 2013
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Selena

A weird ass child that loves mamma Mia so much that she knows all the lines!
She’s absolutely stunning and super nice! But give her her space, or else!
Sebastian: is Selena busy today??
Olivia: leave her alone she’s not looking for a relationship!
by Jeffrey.the.duck March 8, 2019
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Serenade

A sexual sounding word that means to entertain someone, with a piece of music, typically by a man under the window of his lover or some shit. Why does it sound so sexual??? Hell if I know.
Person A: Stacy is so cute. I bought a guitar so I could serenade her.

Person B: Isn't it a little too early for something so intimate?

Person A: fuck you, Jerry.
by Poker CC January 10, 2020
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Serena

Serena means calm, tranquil or serene. Most Serena's may be nicknamed 'Serene Queen' by their friends or surrounding males because of their extreme sexual appeal. Serenas may seem innocent or 'cute' and shy at first sight, but if she likes you, get her alone with you and that switch will flip. Serenas are the best kissers and can go for long without air, so if you want to take things slow she's a grade A make out partner. Serenas usually have a unrealistically large bust, so don't be surprised if her breasts attract other males attention.

Serenas are also the best friends to other girls, and will give great advice if asked, and are also great listeners. Because of their quiet first impression, Serenas don't backstab, gossip or back talk in any way. Serenas however are surprisingly daredevils, but only when asked to do a dare.

Serenas sometimes have long, honey blonde hair that is extremely soft. Serenas look best with a high ponytail. Serenas can also have blue eyes. This combination is the most common and best in Serenas, which is how you know you've found a genuine Serena.

If you find a Serena, keep her. She is the best girlfriend and will make you smile everyday, whether it be from her happy comments or her sexual prowess.
Guy 1: Look at that girl!
Guy 2: Must be a Serena. She has big boobs, honey blonde hair and blue eyes.
Guy 1: Wish I had a girlfriend as hot as her.
by Solak December 23, 2014
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serena

possibley the funniest girl alive
loud and very proud
will always get what she wants
serena enjoys a fun Shetland Toss
by ninjaturtleface March 1, 2009
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Selena Gomez

The only female Disney star under the age of 18 who is a good role model to younger viewers. She is said to 'take over' Miley Cyrus's place. Thats completely false.
Selena will never be that ugly, untalented, slutty, or fake. Her tv show Wizards of Waverly Place is becoming to be a huge hit. Her music career is slowly becoming successful BECAUSE she has talent. The only reason Miley's music career is doing good is because her hit tv show Hannah Montana is based on her poor singing.

Sorry miley, but you're going to fail and watch selena rise to the top.
Unlike miley cyrus, selena gomez has talent. She's beautiful and has self respect.
Thank god she's here to save us from slutty cyrus.
by PHOTO. October 7, 2008
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