Bonking Screens

What TV heads do instead of kissing

TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe

by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017

on-screen keyboard

a program that comes with your computer to take place of your keyboard when your dies. you use your mouse to click on the letters you want to type.

on-screen keyboard helped me when my regular keyboard broke

by veggieness April 5, 2005

silent scream

verb

When someone is in so much pain, It causes a lack of sound to escape the mouth. Usually do to shock or intense amount of pain to the body.

when he broke his arm, It caused him to silently scream.
"I was so hurt, I couldn't make sound man, Ithe was just one big silent scream"

by InformationLibrary May 3, 2018

Screenshots or it didn't happen

This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."

Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.

Player(C): NO WAI!!

by Nicholas(MoB|Enterprise) May 4, 2007

Blue Screen of Death

The main screen of Windows.

Windows has been running for 2 minutes now. We can thusly expect a Blue Screen Of Death right about... now.

by Spork August 27, 2003

flat screen shawty

Someone that has flat screen TVs all around their house.
These TVs are usually at least 32 inches and are mounted on the wall next to your leather curtains.

"Got flat screens everywhere!! You can just call me yo flat screen shawty ya feel me!"

by chefan93 October 4, 2009

Neurotypical screeching

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017