shoulderbeast

To annoyingly watch over someone's shoulder while they are working on a computer. This activity is extremely distracting and is especially popular in the world of graphic design and advertising.

Dutch: pottekijker ("to watch someone's pot while cooking")
Brazilian Portuguese: papagaio de pirata ("to be a parrot on a pirate's shoulder")

I'm trying to work here, stop shoulderbeastin' me!

by monkeycheese99 March 19, 2010

Cold Shoulder Chat

Occurs when two people are chatting online, particularly facebook chat, and one person says they cannot talk anymore. The person signs off to show they're offline to purposely stop talking, then signs right back on. AKA shutting you out.

Reasons for this include annoyance, you don't know the person, or you are just having a bad day and do not want to carry on a conversation that is completely pointless.

Dude 1- "I was talking to Karen the other night and she said she had to go. But then when she signed off, she signed right back in."

Dude 2- "Man, you totally got the cold shoulder chat."

Dude 1- "Do you think I have any luck with her?"

Dude 2- "No way in hell man..."

by Cool Tool July 30, 2010

cry on someones shoulder

to cry in front of someone to be pitied
to actually cry on someone's shoulder
to have someone comfort you in times of sorrow

something caused my friend to cry on someones shoulder

by *^&%#$ May 20, 2006

Foot Pon Shoulder Doggy Stillion

When you put a girls leg on your shoulder and begin to doggy her.

She got it foot pon shoulder doggy stillion

by Trendz November 20, 2006

Dirt Off Ya Shoulder

as in, "get - that - dirt off ya shoulder." it means that you need to let go of that grudge you got on your shoulders because you are jealous of me.

as in Jay-Z's song, "Dirt Off Your Shoulder," ...I'm a hustler homey, you a customer crony
Got some, dirt on my shoulder, could you brush it off for me?

by uswoomon January 15, 2004

shoulderfucker

A term used in the Information Technology consulting field to describe an asshole client who:

1. Asks for a "status update" every 1 minute 19 seconds.

2. Stands so close to you while watching what you're doing that you need to put a condom on your shoulder.

Son of a fucking bitch, the job took me 8 hours when it should have been 4 thanks to that shoulderfucker.

by evilchris July 31, 2007

Shoulder Chrome

When somebody has dandruff so badly, you mistake them for the polar ice caps. Blizzards in Siberia ain't got nothing on this guy.

I thought I saw the Abominable Snowman, but it was just Ted and his bad case of shoulder chrome.

by Yoshie March 6, 2008