schjocking

Verb-checking someones size to see if they are strong enough for something.Possibally slang for chalking?

I see you schjocking(chalking?) me, like U NO ME.

by Space commander January 8, 2003

schjocking

shit on by a drunk or high jock

dude, I totally got a schjocking atr that rad party last night

by Remmie March 27, 2004

schnooking

when a guy cums in a girls mouth when she sucks his dick then she spits it in his mouth before he eats her out. also known as the cum triangle

We were schnooking for so long last night.
He's such a schnooks!
Fuck isoceles, im all about the schnooks.

by babiigurl10002 March 7, 2009

Schnapkins

A Cross Defintion between The Phrase "Oh Snap" and Napkins. Usually Pertaining To A Situation Where "Oh Snap" Can Be Used, But "Oh Schnapkins" Makes It More Dramatic.

"Oh Schnapkins, Did You See Her Tittay's?"

by Slick Nik December 4, 2009

schranking

The act of hiding in the wardrobe to watch your mate have sex with a girl / boy they have just met in a bar. Taken from the German word for wardrobe. Can also involve self abuse or being invited to join in.

Dude to mate before going to pub: "Fancy a spot of schranking tonite?"
Reply: "I should coco."

by I used to be Denny Crane March 14, 2010

Shacking the Hammock

To engage in sexual activity, usually in an outdoor or semi-public area.

Hey, did you hear? Lindsay and John was shacking the hammock last night on the roof.

I was totally shacking the hammock with her yesterday at the park.

by SketchyTea May 24, 2012

snacking off

Literally: Enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)

Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.

The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.

As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.

by Ill will skillz October 26, 2014