Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

Shacking Up

Giving someone a blowjob. Named after the band the Shackletons because they suck so much.

"yeah, i was at the shackletons concert. but i was in the bathroom shacking up because it sucked so much"

by ShackletonHater April 14, 2010

Caddy Shacking

When you dress up like a golfer and have "golf themed" anal sex while watching golf on television.

If your lover, mistress, partner, or friend is an avid fan of the sport of golf it is suggested that you incorporate Caddy Shacking into the act of watching golf on television. Caddy Shacking is an anal sex party game, where you must announce the events that are occurring on TV while having anal sex.

Recipient: I need to pull the pin (butt-plug) out before you try to sink the putt.
Giver: I need to line up this putt so I can get a good, long, and a solid stroke.

by Cocktavious Vagsquirten October 16, 2011

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

Schalacking

The acting of chilling and slacking--at the same time

Daumst, Stanish, and I were just schalackin all summer long.

by Q September 6, 2003

Shlackin

bye, See Ya, Im outta here, I'm Done with you, Peace out

When your around someone and you want to leave. "I'll talk to you later, Shlackin Facko." see (facko)

by Double AA September 17, 2003

Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.

'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'

by 12017317 March 7, 2014