Scared turtle

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while

"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"

by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014

Scared Straight

1. Experiences of a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer (LGBTQ) person "scared" into acting "straight" = scared straight, for a good lot of their life for fear of harassment, bullying, persecution & bullying.

2. A prison documentary about juvenile delinquents that are brought into prison for a whole day & get yelled at by convicts who know first hand what hard life is like in prison with the hopes of derailing their destructive path towards the prison industrial machine.

1. I was afraid of being harassed by those bullies that I was scared straight into hoping they will ignore me.

2. Go see Scared Straight.

by QUEERTY November 9, 2010

Illuminati Scare

A phenomenon that occurs when illuminati hysteria (fear that a person, group, or thing is associated to the Illuminati) becomes widespread. Once it happens, the believers will then make up "proof" that the accused is part of the Illuminati. Sometimes, the accused or those related may be tortured or unnecessarily exorcised, further worsening the problem. If it becomes severe enough, it can become similar to the Spanish Inquisition or the Salem Witch Trials.

A: Why the heck are Sally and her boyfriend being exorcised in the break room?

B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.

by W0rldOnFiRe October 27, 2012

cab scare

Seeing a white crown victoria cab and mistaking it for a cop, causing you to freak out and slam on the brakes to make speed, only to realize it wasnt a cop.

Travis: Dude, i was goin like 80 in 45 and saw a cop and slammed on the brakes, but it was only a cab scare.

Dan: Lol, samething happend to me last week.

by E.J.C. August 14, 2011

scare pwn

a type of pwnage resulting from being scared. typically includes rapid defensive hand or arm movement accompanied with facial distortion and a verbal exclamation like "JESUS MAN!" Scare pwnage is best achieved by hiding in blind spots while the victim is unaware of your presence or not expecting it. Retaliation is a must and usually results in a scare fail because the other person is expecting it

Bob: BOO!
Bill: Jesus fucking christ man wtf would would you scare me
Bob: you just got scare pwned bitch

by salameandcheese September 3, 2009

self-scare

To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.

When you forget to practice self-care, you'll self-scare.

by Mama Martha June 28, 2019

final scare

When a horror movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise.

The term was first used in the YouTube video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?" by YouTube Channel GoodBad Flick

That horror movie was so good, but did it have to end with a final scare?

by Clamanath August 12, 2016