Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.

Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!

by Matt The Moocher December 28, 2005

Saple

Mundanely average.

I woke up feeling saple today, but now I'm feeling better

Ironing is such a saple activity

God, my life is so saple, I need to be more interesting

by Basseh Boy April 5, 2011

soul samples

A song which will become a banger, favorite. It has a sample of a classic song within the rap song itself. Usually sped up or chopped. These songs are usually popular.
Such as Cam'rons-OH BOY

These following artists have samples these soul samples

PAUL WALL-GIRL- is samples from tha chi-lites OH GIRL
CAMRON-PURPLE HAZE-Dorothy Moore-Too blind to see
M.O.P.-COLD AS ICE-?
get it?

by BOSS PIMP April 26, 2006

Snappleman

Snappleman, one Andreas Kotsamanadis. Snappleman is a musician, mostly known as a guitarist, who has worked on many game soundtracks, and does many game soundtrack remixes with many other artists. He has done songs like Break The Silence (F-Zero X) and a remix of The Flying Battery stage of Sonic and Knuckles, called Dead Batteries. Plus he is amazingly awesome. Aspire to play like him, I tell you.

"Dude, did you hear that badass mix by Snappleman? That was crazy shit."

"That was truly Snappleman-esque. Quite skillful."

by Wayof88 March 3, 2009

Sample bitch

An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.

"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"

by Bobby Bunyons March 18, 2009

Jizz Snapple

when a guy ejaculates all over a girls face then pours a Snapple on top of it.

Steve:last night I gave my girl a Jizz Snapple

by rjay515 May 26, 2009

snapplecious

Something that is really good.

oh man that burger was snapplecious

by Tyedyeguy August 7, 2009