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Fu Man Sanchez

(n) a particularly artistic variation of the Dirty Sanchez. After reaming a girl's asshole, you pull out your penis and commence giving her the traditional shit moustache with your feces-covered tool, but in this case the fecal material is just runny enough for it to run down either side of her mouth, making a snappy-looking shit goatee.
Bucky gave Wanda a Fu Man Sanchez on the second night of their honeymoon.
by Blenderhead71 March 8, 2007
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Hugo Sanchez

The greatest Mexican footballer of all time, and one of the few things Mexico has to be proud of. He played in many clubs, including Real Madrid in which he helped win many titles, and he played for the Mexican national team but didn't go too far with them. He is the closest Mexico has to a Maradona or Pele
Jim: Wow, Wayne Rooney scored from far away!

Old geezer: Pfft, I've seen Hugo Sanchez score with a backflip kick back in '88, he would embarrass you all if he still played.
by daveless August 15, 2006
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MESSY SANCHEZ

An act similar to that of a “dirty Sanchez “but called a messy Sanchez usually due to English not being the first language of the speaker.
Did you see that white woman she beautiful so much I want to give her Messy Sanchez alot.

(Usually recited in a East Indian accent)
by Rogoed July 6, 2009
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Diego Sanchez

To alternate between periods of insane, erratic behavior, drug binges, and possible delusions and/or hallucinations, to periods of of accepting Jesus, living in christ's image, acting relatively rational. The two personas interchange intermittently and unexpectedly.
That guy has been stretching for an hour straight, and is talking to himself and yelling "YES" at irregular intervals; he's going Diego Sanchez.
by WhiteboyJacob October 18, 2013
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tanya sanchez

a variation of the sexual position known as the dirty sanchez. this version is when a woman is on her period and the man wipes his penis on her face creating a mustache with said period.
Judy was on her period when getting fucked by Devon. When they were finished, much to Judy's surprise, Devon tanya sanchezed her face.
by Jertothebear March 30, 2009
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Painters Sanchez

A Painters Sanchez is a term commonly referred to a man or woman's mustache where poo, cum and other bodily discharges have permanently formed to for a long period of time.
" Oh my god, that's a fucking Painters Sanchez! "
by ADRIANP92 December 10, 2009
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Steamy Sanchez

it is when a person expels a wet fart on someone's face resulting in a brown mustache that looks like wet chocolate
Oh man, what just happened to Tim he looks like he ate shit. He just got a steamy sanchez from Rob's dad.
by harry richard the third July 27, 2008
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