simple as

Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.

"Vote Tory. Simple as." -- Greggs

by Norf Man November 9, 2020

hot cocoa sampler box

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

S1MPLEMINDZ

A YouTube Call of Duty commentator. A true silverback, s1mple gives it to you straight and doesn't sugarcoat shit. Though not the best player, s1mple is one of the realest commentators out there while maintaining a great sense of humor. He talks about being successful as a teen, sexual stories, things that piss him off, and more. A lot of people are sensitive to his videos but he's a cool guy. Love you man, waist-hug-mouth-open!

S1MPLEMINDZ:

"A bukakke is when you have one female -- or a dude, whatever you're into. Hey! I don't judge, the bible says not to. There's one female in the center of this room and you got a bunch of dudes just fuckin jerkin their girken until they fuckin spray their white load all over this bitch. And she looks like a straight-up glazed donut.

by Bolo2k10 August 7, 2011

it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

simple dimplee poo

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

dead simple

So easily done that even a complete idiot could figure it out.

Creating that report was dead simple.

by Jen-"Niffer" April 27, 2006

simpleton

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.

A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."

by stroydex October 30, 2013