Graveyard Smash

1. A bowel movement so large or violent as to be terminal.

2. A bowel movement of such density or ferocity that it feels to the taker as if he/she were passing a tombstone.

Dude, after I ate all of that Easy mac last night, I had to take a graveyard smash.

by Axel Scar November 8, 2009

Smash Pasty

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.

Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

SamShady

SamShady describes the guy who is extremely beautiful and sexy but super mysterious. No one gets close to him. His world is unknown to virtually everyone except him. He pretends most of the time in order to keep his true self a secret. This type of guy doesn't have many close friends. He lives in the shadows and walks between the lines. Because of his outward beauty, he attracts a long line of suitors but none of them could tell you anything extremely personal about him. He tend to be quiet and likes to observe everyone around him. This guys collects lovers but doesn't allow any of them to get too close. He keeps them on the fringes and plays with them until they tire of his game or he, of them and he then moves on, without remorse. The one vulnerable spot on this guy is his eyes. If you can capture his eyes, he will reveal himself to you. If you're lucky enough to get inside him, you will find a beautiful but guarded soul that is tender and loving and pure.

Michele: "See that hot guy, standing over there by the bar..."
Mari: "He's beautiful! Who is he?"
Michele: "I don't know but he is so SamShady! I bet every person in this place has hit on him tonight!"
Mari: "Those kind of guys always leave alone but never sleep alone."

secretive sexy playboy player charming

by NeNe33 January 6, 2012

Smash Trash

The outcome when white trash and black trash have babies together.

My unemployed, high school dropout cousin again knocked up his fat white trash baby momma with another smash trash.

by runbucky April 28, 2013

Samastrous

Samastrous is the feeling of being in love , Or an adjective to describe something/someone beautiful

Me and my girlfriend are so samastrous with each other

My samastrous girlfriend bought me a gift for my birthday

by Omar Zakaria June 27, 2016

SMASH THAT MOTHAFUCKIN’ LIKE BUTTON

A command used by several YouTubers intended to dramatize their words telling you (the young audience) to click the like button for their video, regardless of your truthful opinion of the given content. There are many ways to achieve this goal as a YouTuber, like by adding dramatic, inciteful words such as “SMACK,” “HIT,” “ABUSE,” “DESTROY,” “WACK,” etc.

Other ways of fulfilling this include giving your audience limited time to click the like button with a countdown, using it as a necessity for them to win your totally authentic giveaways, telling them that something fortunate will occur in their lives if they click the button, or telling them that something unfortunate will occur if they do not.

YouTuber: “SMASH THAT MOTHAFUCKIN’ LIKE BUTTON, YOU GUYS, AND SANTA WILL APPEAR AT YOUR DOORSTEP WITHIN MINUTES. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! I AM NOT KIDDING!”

Audience: “Yeah, yeah. Fine, weird stranger commanding me through a screen.”

by wordwonkusXXX November 16, 2018

train smash

A true catastrophe, an outstandingly tragic event. Often used to tell sb they're exaggerating.

A: Oh I've screwed things up! It's irreversible!
B: Don't fret about it babe, it's no train smash.

A: I say guys, I've been kicked out of college for cheating...
B: Sounds like a real train smash dude!

by fumbu May 7, 2009