Somalian Birthday Party

When your brother sharts all over your bed and pillows in attempt to make you dream of shitty somalian birthday parties.

JAKE WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SOMALIAN BIRTHDAY PARTY-ED MY WHOLE FRIGGN BED!?!?!?

by Donttouchmymoustache August 23, 2011

Somalian Dick Salmon

Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.

Damn, Ms. Lopez is a Somalian Dick Salmon. You can smell it.

by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011

somalians

Gangsta Niggaz, who dont give a shit, the militia crew outer east africa.

Bryan Nichols, Lee Malvo, Allen Muhammed

by Mohamed Mussa May 13, 2005

sundried-somalian-lips

Lips of an African decendent man that are severely dried and may be compared to sundried tomatoes. The lips are severely cracked and peeled and is usually bleeding. The term "sundried-somalian-lips" is usually used to describe those with the name Abdi. Or using the word "abdi" in general also means "sundried-somalian-lips".
Keep in mind that abdi refers to unmoisturized dried lips. adj.

Example 1.

Girl 1: Omg, did you see Abdi?
Girl 2: No, but I noticed he has some "sundried-somalian-lips".
Girl 1: I know right! I'd never kiss that, eeewwwwww.

Example 2.

Dang man, have you ever heard of chapstick? You got some abdi going on.

by Kangasaurus D-Rex January 20, 2011

Samaria

a beautiful black Alabama raised famous professional dancer, who can be seen dancing with Justin Bieber, Beyoncé, & many more.

Samaria danced at Coachella Music Festival with Beyoncé.

by blackdictionary2021 February 25, 2021

Somalian Sun Dial

When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.

Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?

Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

Somalia

Somalia is a country that is in africa and is near the indan ocean.Dont worry there aint any pirates tryna take yo cash (maybe if ur wealthy but not stealthy) there are shit ton somalis in somalia (because its there own country) and many others are in mostly europe or Canada. One thing u should never do is disrespect a somalis family member. They will prbly give some smoke. The food is GOD TIER i mean like put some bannan in every somali food and mmm it will become a fine meal. Thats it go visit somalia and see its GLORY

Dude : yo abdi ur dads hairline is messed up big time
Abdi : u want this smoke u know im from somalia
Dude: god help me

by A real Somali Nigga February 7, 2021