A cute vampire, sometimes a little nerdy. But that's why he is amazing. He is an amazing singer, and looks so f*cking cute. If you ever meet this fanboy, make friends as quickly as possible. He can also mess you up. He can fight pretty well, and can do things no mundane (human) can do. This daylighter will do anything to make the people around him happy. His beautifull body all ways hidden by t - shirts of his band (rock solid panda) or other music / tv shows. A great friend who you should treat better than yourself.
by Deedstergriffin October 14, 2018
Get the Simon lewis mug.He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.
by Siamang724 July 25, 2021
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Person A: Man this party is going to be wild.
Person B: Yeah…I am going home now cya.
Person A: Oh no don’t pull a Simon on us.
Person B: Yeah…I am going home now cya.
Person A: Oh no don’t pull a Simon on us.
by daemma March 1, 2023
Get the Pull a Simon mug.A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.
The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
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The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012
Get the Simon's Cheesecake Surprise mug.The most beautiful and sensual of all the women. She is extremely intelligent and has a great sense of humor, any guy would be lucky to have her.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.
Nick: So the mile high club aye?
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!
*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!
*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*
by SpanishNick1991 September 1, 2011
Get the Simone mug.(noun) {A} A small burn left on the inner calf of the right leg, typically caused by a cheap asian motorbike exhaust pipe; {B} a burn in the process of healing or a scar found in the same area on the right leg.
Yo, your Saigon kiss looks a little infected.
Let's go back to my place and on the way I'll give you a Saigon kiss.
Let's go back to my place and on the way I'll give you a Saigon kiss.
by Tay-lo December 6, 2006
Get the Saigon kiss mug.Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.
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