The most badass person you'll ever meet and he will fuck your bitch so fast you won't even know that he was in your bed
by bartholemewl January 3, 2017
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Creating an elaborate scheme involving things like lasers, explosions, rope ladders, poisoning and painstakingly crafted lies to make things more cool, interesting and exciting when all could be solved simply by telling the truth, getting the key or using the back exit, etc.
Cool for the sake of cool in effect (often used in movie plot explanations or sitcom plots).
Creating an elaborate scheme involving things like lasers, explosions, rope ladders, poisoning and painstakingly crafted lies to make things more cool, interesting and exciting when all could be solved simply by telling the truth, getting the key or using the back exit, etc.
Cool for the sake of cool in effect (often used in movie plot explanations or sitcom plots).
The name Tom Sawyer Plan comes from Huckleberry Finn where Tom makes an elaborate scheme to free Jim from the plantation when they could have just gotten he key the whole time.
Sheldon Cooper on the Big Bang Theory's web of lies to avoid seeing Penny in RENT, which build on each other until he has to go on a weekend trip, hire an actor and keep up an elaborate fake back story to get out of seeing one play.
Sheldon Cooper on the Big Bang Theory's web of lies to avoid seeing Penny in RENT, which build on each other until he has to go on a weekend trip, hire an actor and keep up an elaborate fake back story to get out of seeing one play.
by TheArtNouveauGirl October 23, 2009
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Getting slayered. The crowd telling a band to get the fuck off the stage while chanting "slayer, slayer."
by The Bastian September 5, 2004
Get the slayered mug.Psychological term describing a woman who wants her man to be simultaneously: a) charming and unavailable and b) completely committed. Basically, the woman's version of the madonna-whore complex. Leads to perpetual state of dissatisfaction with men.
Jennifer has a total Player-Stayer complex. She either goes for nice guys and gets bored, or goes for total sleazes and is disgusted. Good luck finding her a man!
by Lotusflower February 15, 2007
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He is such a wonderful guy. His name must be Sawyer!
Guy #1: Did you hear about Sawyer getting arrested?
Guy #2: Yeah. He let everyone else run, he took the heat for it.
Guy #1: Did you hear about Sawyer getting arrested?
Guy #2: Yeah. He let everyone else run, he took the heat for it.
by RogueLaranja February 15, 2010
Get the Sawyer mug.A gentleman and scholar in all aspects of Cougarism who has perfected the art of preying and striking, with certain success, upon a cougar of any calibur. The Alpha and Omega of Cougarism.
Bobby: Wow, Nick sure does have a way with the cougars.
Dan: Of course he does, he is a cougar slayer.
Dan: Of course he does, he is a cougar slayer.
by Brent Davidson March 4, 2008
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Members include:
Tom Araya
Jeff Hanneman
Kerry King
Dave Lombardo.
Members include:
Tom Araya
Jeff Hanneman
Kerry King
Dave Lombardo.
by Flealan July 18, 2006
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