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Saad.

Saad is the funniest unfunny guy you'll ever meet. Saads are extremely smart but look dumb as shit. They are also very cute and can be the sweetest people sometimes but most of the time they are just the craziest people in the world. They love their friends to death and are ready to sacrifice anything for them.
"Wow look at that guy hes such a Saad."
"Did you meet Saad? He is so cutee."
by Tronshadow April 27, 2019
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That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
by jazmine1 April 19, 2018
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Sahid

Sexy boys, usually tall, have huge cock but know how to respect women. Girls are crazy for them but they friendzone and sisterzone every girl because they want to wait for the right one.
That Sahid just sisterzoned me:(
by James Anderson 90 April 22, 2019
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Saadat

usually a light skin lady, forgives but never forget. Family means a lot to them. They are very emotional and situation can make them even more so. They are the definition attractive. They believe in talking sense or not talking at all. usually get what they wanted. Saadat's are the coolest people you will ever meet.
My wife and mother's name is saadat ❤️
she is so saadat
by I know so February 3, 2020
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That's not what she said

what she wouldn't say.

unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.
m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"

k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)

m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.

(That is not what she said)

k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)

m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)
by kn and mk August 16, 2010
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thats what she said

I don't know who "she" is but "she" is a dirty whore.
Mailman: "Where do you want the mail?"
Victim: "Stick it in there."
Mailman: "Thats what she said!"
by Jimmythefish July 25, 2008
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Because I said so!

The answer that most parents, (mostly moms) will give their child when they dont want them to do something or go somewhere. It is said because they know the child knows they have no answer, so they will simply say, Because i said so!
Billy: "Mom c'mon, please let me stay at Ben's tonight!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"
by MITCHELL July 29, 2005
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