Swine 09 Survivor

A student from Grafton High School (GHS) who survived the Swine Flu Epidemic that swept through in October 2009. The student is still living. They can laugh at all the other students who spent their weekends throwing up, coughing and not eating.

Did you survive swine 09?

I'm a swine 09 survivor!

by wowzerss 1 November 7, 2009

Swine Flu

When you got blasted the night before and porked that fatty.

dude #1: so how'd last night go

dude #2: alright...apparently i was schwasted and caught the swine flu.

dude #1: aww man, again?

by purple david October 26, 2009

Swine Flu

S,W,I,N,E
Stupid Wetbacks Infecting Nearly Everyone

Swine Flu Came from Mexico

by AlCa May 10, 2009

Swine Jew

A Jewish individual afflicted with the H5N1 virus, more commonly known as "Swine Flu".

Gabe - Why hello there Ezekial, you seem run down down today.

Ezekial - I don't know, i had some great sex with my shebrew wife yesterday.

Gabe - That wasn't your wife, that was a pig!

Ezekial - Oh, Fuck! I'm afflicted with Swine Jew!

by Hung Looooooooooooo May 3, 2009

Swine Flu

Sexual attraction and/or interaction towards obese and/or overweight people.

Yo, Gary has been having sex with nothing but fat girls, I think he has the Swine Flu.

Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.

by Taco Shabazz May 6, 2009

Swine flu party

A party in which many people gather in a house where someone is infected with the H1N1 influenza virus in hopes of catching it, therefore being immune.

Hey Tom, I heard Becky got the H1N1 virus and is holding a swine flu party at her apartment!

by Mr. Piglet September 1, 2009

Swine Flu

1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.

Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.

Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.

by Game Cat May 1, 2009