stfu

online text-speak for "shut the fuck up".

Perez Hilton needs to stfu immediately.

by tip123456 June 25, 2009

slutfuck

Pet name for your significant other.

Hey, slutfuck, cook me some vittles.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

stfubomb

A phrase similar to lollerskates and roflcopter, using the acronym STFU (shut the fuck up)

John: STFUBOMB!
(Everybody stops talking and stares at John like he is a lunatic)

by PhoenixJ February 3, 2005

SSTFU

Abreviation for, "Seriously, shut the fuck up."

"...And he said that she said I was a slut!"
"SSTFU."

by MeowWoman March 22, 2009

STFUGB2TK

shut the fuck up, go back to the kitchen.

girl: HEY! HEY! GUESS WHAT!

boy: STFUGB2TK! F'REALZ.

by ashleyxohmygod March 17, 2009

stfu :|

When you honestly say something retarded, making you look like a retard, you're told "stfu :|"

Tbh you're not even funny at all, nobody fucking laughed. it's okay though, as long as you're not a retard, you can use this on people.

Some kid: LOL DISCORD MOD IS FAT LOL POGGERS

You: stfu :|

by LordMaple March 21, 2021

STFUBNCAWTFYTAIADISDTTM

Directly means,

SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK AND I AM DEAD INSIDE SO DON'T TALK TO ME

Person 1: Bruh stop acting so selfish and moody lmao
Person 2: STFUBNCAWTFYTAIADISDTTM

by helensjournal May 22, 2021