Spornated

an awkwardly shaped object

The spornated spoon caused the water to splatter in various directions

by Feerios March 30, 2013

sterned

to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.

We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.

by sterned August 25, 2014

stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.

Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.

by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016

Spornts

A man cave dedicated to 24 a day non-stop sports and porn on multiple screens.

I'm thinking about charging monthly memberships to my spornts room since my neighbors never leave.

by Dr. Evol May 18, 2018

slorny

sleepy + horny = slorny

"Wow, I was slorny last night"

by familyguydork December 1, 2020

Sporny

The words Super, Fucking, and Horny combined into one meaning one has reached peak lust levels. Horniness levels off the charts as in they are unable to be contained. whenever an individual has reached this level, be ready for some freaky shit to pop off.

Damn man there's so many hot chicks here and I just popped a viagra, I'm Sporny!

by thicclikedick May 16, 2022

sterndale Stud

When you live in sterndale, you become the top shagger and have no problem going for 3 rounds one after another.

Reece: I gave her three rounds last night not problem at all. I’m a proper sterndale stud

Jamie : you’re a twat

by Big J B June 29, 2022