Steam Workshop

Where the best (or worst) user-created items go for Steam games such as Team Fortress 2 and Gmod.

Guy 1: Hey, you saw that one taunt for Medic on the Steam Workshop?
Guy 2: Yeah, along with some crappy FNAF fanboy's fanfic-mod thing. Yeck.

by ForgedBro1987 October 24, 2015

Steam Deck Air

The hot air that blows out of a Steam Deck once you play a game with performance that is high for the portable device.

This will happen very frequently, and the allure of the hot Steam Deck Air can be very compelling. Most times you will let it blow on your face like a mini air dryer, or in more known cases, inhale it. It is unknown what the effects are of frequent inhalation of Steam Deck Air.

Holly: So like… does your Steam Deck always have a fan running loudly?

Quinton: Yeah, it’s pretty common for a portable device that plays very demanding games. *aggressively inhales the Steam Deck Air*

Holly: What the fuck are you doing?

Quinton: I can’t get enough of this shit. You want a whiff?

by Chuds McGee October 14, 2022

Steam Fanboy

It's a definition of normies people who are fanboying Valve and Gaben to their hearts, this piece of trash launcher often got bugged, Valve didn't give any shit to fix their launcher, in facts the updates comes just for the sake of update for Valve to fools those Steamtard into believe this update makes Valve "cares" with their fans while in reality its not. Valve support also one of worst i've seen from any gaming company!!

Those Steam Fanboy is kind of toxic people who will attack anyone who says anything bad about Valve or Gaben because according to them Gaben or Valve is "never being shady, or doing anything wrong", but they will defend Gaben fat cuck liars with all of their life even though it means being sellout.

Steamtard also kind of people who bomb negative review a game which actually decent but at the same time giving postitive review and defending total garbage broken game like CSGO, Dota 2, TF2, and others game made by Valve which is totally hypocrites and ironic.

They are normies people who blindly follows anything about Valve and hyping it like crazy, they also people who claim overrated handheld console like Steam Deck is "true innovation" while actually Valve being fraud again because they are basically copying the products like GPD handheld which already exists for more than 5 years before they decided to make Steam Deck.

Conclusion: If you are PC gamers be normal fans, don't be like Steamtard because Steamtard are bunch of ignorant retarded shills !!!

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by no_salty_no_jealousy September 11, 2023

Steam Drama

When a person, generally somebody on your Steam friends list but not limited to it, takes to the activity feed and has a complete mental meltdown by posting bat-shit crazy nonsense that sees them ranting and raving and frothing at the mouth like a complete lunatic. As the nucleus of this toxic person starts to implode they will try to bring other well-meaning Steam friends into the implosion. Steam Drama often results in said crazy person being removed and blocked on most people's friends lists who happen to share the person causing all the drama.

Ceph totally lost his shit last night on Steam and posted the most toxic bs ever thereby causing the Steam drama to end all Steam drama. I advise you stay away from this poisonous queen.

by Sleeperparadise January 3, 2017

steam-hosing

The act of holding a bottle or container directly at the tip of one's penis, while stroking the base of the penis with the other hand before (and during) ejaculation. This maneuver is commonly used to gather seaman in a sparing manner.

We used to hate that kid back in college, I was always steam-hosing into his shampoo bottle.

My beer tastes funny.
Yeah, that's 'cause I steam-hosed it.

by Purple Skittles September 8, 2006

Steam Rating

A feature on Steam that, essentially, shows how much of a video game enthusiast you are based on how many hours you spend playing video games each week. The system isn't perfect, as it doesn't include time spent playing games on consoles, handhelds and computer games not linked to Steam (though, all PC games can be linked to Steam even if they're not hosted on it). 0 means less than an hour a week and 10 means more than 35 hours a week. Though not perfect, it is an interesting way of dividing out people who only play games casually and people who regard games as a serious hobby.

I have a Steam Rating of 2, I only play games occasionally as a time waster

I have a Steam Rating of 9, I love games and really appreciate them.

by Teedus October 14, 2012

Steam ID

The number given to your Steam account.
The 1st steam Account was 0:0:1, the second was 0:0:2 and so on.
The lower the STEAM Id the rarer the account is and the longer the person has been playing.
Leagues such as CAL,OGL,CPL and TWL require you to enter your Steam ID so they can verify its really you playing.

"Wow dude that guy who joined STEAM Id was 0:1:20031934 he must be a really bad n00b!"

by WoF | DejaVu October 4, 2008