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Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.
“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”
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Clap and Squeak

From the Scottish Clapshot and British Bubble and Squeak, Clap and Squeak is a version of Bubble and Squeak made with Clapshot as the base.
It is a mashed mixture of carrot, potato, and turnip. Sliced and lightly simmered cabbage and kale are mixed in, then the dish is put into a buttered baking dish. Panko bread crumbs and cheese are put on top and then bake until brown. The namesake of the british dish comes from the sounds it makes in the oven while cooking.
I love a good clap and squeak with my scotch eggs.
by D.isfor.Donut September 18, 2020
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Squeaked

To take, or reduce.
The IRS squeaked my bank account.

The teacher will squeak my cell phone if I use it in class.

I’m will be squeaking $15 per month per subscription.
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Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
by Lushbeard July 12, 2017
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Squeak

A member of the Squeaks, the main opposition in the video game Kirby Squeak Squad.
Here come the Squeaks!
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Squeak Davidson

The ultimate in fuzzy cuteness with a tiny bald butt. Appears every time lightning strikes the earth. Is always accompanied by thunder and a voice that comes from everywhere whispering Squeak Davidson, and afterwards the clouds will rip apart to show his fuzzy face in the stars. Squeak Davidson is an tiny black mouse with a fuzzy head and a bald butt.
Squeak Davidson is so cute I want to wrap him in a blanket and give him kisses on his tiny fuzzy head.
by Cherry.Cola July 19, 2024
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Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners
Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”
by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 3, 2023
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