Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022

spashed

Spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. The word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. So while you might have meant to say smashed (Which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the space while your thinking about the word and you come up with "Spashed"

Aahh! Dude, I'm like amm!! what's it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!

by Dynamize February 14, 2006

spanseller

a dildo,a painfully large out of this world cock, the loch ness monster, a good time, a word on an nw singers folder.

"a spanseller! that's just what i wanted for christmas!"

"what's that written on my folder? spanseller?"

"holy hell that's the biggest spanseller i've ever seen!"

by olijusbrit January 10, 2009

spas n' crap

Random crap that was randomly placed in a random place by a random person for no real reason.

Person 1: "Dude what's all that stuff behind the counter?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's just spas n' crap"

by viperr911 May 4, 2009

titty spasm orgasm

To spazz out in an orgasmic matter.

"AHH OMFG GOD!" "Holy shit Jacob don't have a titty spasm orgasm."

by Jamie and Morgen September 25, 2005

sparse

Occurring, growing, or settled at widely spaced intervals; not thick or dense.

We wandered around a forest and since the trees were sparse, it was very easy to navigate through it.

by albatoss December 6, 2011

Spasm

From the mid to late 1970s. When a person has eaten their fill of a meal, their body creates an inner shudder at the thought of a further mouthful.

"Would you care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Kreosote?"
"No thanks you, I've just had a spasm, I couldn't eat another thing".

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005