bath spaff

When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.

"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"

by SoapMeUp November 25, 2015

Simba Spaff

When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'

Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!

by tassomai champion of the week February 1, 2019

Spaff Directory

A rather amusing term for the Urban Dictionary!

"you know what is the best website in the world? the Spaff Directory!"

"What does Spaff mean? check the Spaff Directory!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

wicked spiffy

Incredibly spiffy.

Dude, that was so freaking wicked spiffy!

by ElvisLives200 August 30, 2005

spaff catchers

tits, boobies, chesticles. devices worn on the front of a lady to catch manspaff.

I spaffed all over your spaff catchers

by bloke no.1 June 15, 2008

Spiffy

Meaning the most amazing thing in the world. Spiffy just completes sentences like no other word could. However, this word must be used sparingly. If spiffy is over used, the word becomes dull and mundane. And a word like spiffy should not be treated that way.

Person 1: Whoa. That mustache is cool.
Person 2: NO! That mustache is spiffy!

by SpiffySpidermanLover January 14, 2010

Spiffy

Looks: Suit and tie/jeans suit and tie/khakis shirt and tie, well groomed

Feels: sexy, good, confident

this suit and tie is making me lookin' and feelin' spiffy

by Rdggdrgh November 14, 2016