I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

5” Inseam Shorts

5” Inseam Shorts

By far the hottest men’s shorts length. Every girl drools over 5” inseam shorts.
Often worn by XC Runner’s

Any guy who wears 5 inch inseam shorts is destined to pull a hot Latina girl, they are so hot!

Girl: Did you see Ethan’s Girlfriend?

Girl: Alexa Oh my gosh yes she’s so lucky she got the only kid who can pull of 5” Inseam Shorts

by SexyShorts July 23, 2020

pekpek shorts

Filipino slang for short shorts or daisy dukes. The word "pekpek" (which means vagina in Filipino) is put alongside the word "shorts" since these tight-fitting shorts often cause the appearance of camel toe.

guy 1: "check out the chick wearing pekpek shorts!"

guy 2: "I can see her camel toe from here! lol!"

by DTNS January 25, 2009

fuck c***sorship

A phrase used to express hate for the injustice that is censorship.

I'll be wearing a shirt that says "Fuck c***sorship" at the concert.

by Bob February 26, 2005

board shorts

A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board

Goddamn my bathing suit is riding up
You should have worn board shorts

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

dick shorts

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006

sort of

to some extent; in some way or other (used to convey inexactness or vagueness).

"“Do you see what I mean?” “Sort of,” answered Jean cautiously"

by Googygurl January 5, 2016