Soiled

The act of making your pants soaked with something. Usually by pooping or shitting your pants a whole lot, or by having your period and peeing.

I was really nervous when I saw Jimmy Jr. and I soiled my pants.

by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019

soiled yourself

When someone shits them self.

"I got so wasted last night"
"Aye ana a rember when you soiled yourself"

by EJWWJE December 14, 2013

Soiler

One of who finds enormous satisfaction in excreting the contents of their bowels into their under-garments. Typically, this is done in the vicinity of the public. Each volume of personal waste often has the soiler assume a feigned apologetic air.

"Oh for God sake, busy-bowels is at it again. Filthy little soiler" - Soiliceli: A Mother's Horror Story.

"With each expulsion, the soiler's face twisted and contorted as he endured the enormous muscular strain. Following the final copious release, his undergarments were found to be fully saturated with his organic waste. Traditionally, the final rectal stentorian roar is the most significant - marking the end of another instance of this archaic and obscure tradition." - David Suzuki, The Nature of Stool

by Pierre March 3, 2005

soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019

soily

Hippie, Dead Head, anyone associated with patuli, hemp clothing, birkenstocks, Phish, WSP., etc. etc. A person that constantly appears to need a bath.

Wide Spread was in town last week and I saw alot of hot soilies, but they'd have to bathe first before I'd do 'em!

by DBR October 10, 2004

I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018

panty soiler

Low down dirty slang term for a woman.

The boy's night out was fun until those panty soilers kept begging us to buy them drinks.

by earlsgarage September 5, 2005