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Smurf

Intentionally going out of the way to grief newer players by creating new accounts for popular games such as Overwatch.
Oh man, that Reinhardt is such a smurf!
by Snerpes August 4, 2018
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Hey Smurf how do I look from down there?
by Cheeseballs_Bleach January 31, 2019
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smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut
i smurfed my bf but he lost his left nut because i gripped way too hard
by but why tator February 15, 2021
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SMURF

Sexist Misogynist Undermining Real Feminism
Description for anyone who doesn't understand feminism and tries to appropriate it and empty it of its revolutionary meaning, wanting to redefine it at will. Feminism there is only one and it's Radical, by and for human females, that is Women.
Say "STFU SMURF" to all those who seek to silence feminists and their demands. Including fake woke allies or transactivists.
by Anonymous Radfem April 11, 2021
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Smurf

The name of a short girl who is extremely cute/adorable/beautiful
/lovable and she's so light you

can carry her like a baby and did

I forget to mention she's

extremely goth and super cute

And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets
Friend: hey lucas did you see that new girl with the sides of her head shaved she looks freaky
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP
by --[seeker]-- July 18, 2014
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Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.
Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!
by mike October 14, 2003
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smurf it

by mufin man August 15, 2009
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