Smurf Shocker

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"

by JasonAndyKelly March 10, 2008

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The female version of blue balls.

Kevin is out of town for the week, I have serious smurf curtains.

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It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice, clear view of their colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt cut, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I will gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to eachother, don't you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poopoo on my peeter, and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

''OMG! LOOK AT THAT SEXY SNIPER SMURF''

by 12inchpenis32 May 7, 2022

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smurftastic

1. over-the-top amazingness

"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"

by Brianne Leaf and Frankie Spano August 25, 2007

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smurfhater

Formely of IE and |5150| Fame, An Icon in the Tribes community. He has retired many Tribes players by dominating them in servers. Smurfhater can be found on Tribalwar.

You're good but not as good as smurfhater.

by Moker February 22, 2004

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