Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.

I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.

by october-jones October 23, 2008

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

Smudging

The act of rubbing a partner’s butthole with a fingertip or thumb but not entering

While she was riding me my hands reached around her ass and I used my index finger to start smudging her asshole

by dzo August 28, 2021

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Smudge

Verb. To covertly take a photo of something/someone. UK slang.

We've been smudged Gov'nor.

by Granstander2 January 4, 2010

Smuff

Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst.

"Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"

by Chrystal Barr June 16, 2004

Turd Smuffle

Brown Nosin, having somebody all over you when you dont want them to.

Bitch You startin to Turd Smuffle me, BACK UP AND LET A NIG GET ON WIT HIS BIZ.

by Meddi January 20, 2009