smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.

Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.

by lolababy409 August 21, 2010

smell the cupcake

when someone is getting head, and just as they finish they jam their schlong into the givers sniffer and blow their load up her nose

man, last night i totally made this chick smell the cupcake

by Raymond jenkins01 March 2, 2011

Smell like a camel

A statement used to describe an unbearable smell.

James: Do I smell like a camel today?
Everyone: Yes.

by soccerpia October 3, 2012

Smell the Magic

The smell of a womans crotch pheromones

She bent over and spread her ass and told me to smell the magic.

by Dregz the Cat January 8, 2015

Smell goods

Shampoos, deoderants, Cologne

Aww man! Hot date tonight! I better put on some smell goods before she realizes i smell like wet dog food mixed with burning hair.

by Foodpoisoning December 12, 2015

smell your dick

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.

Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...

by phizzle413 March 2, 2009

Smell my cheese

A technique used to punch your friends/someone who deserves it.
You put your fist on the flat palm of your other hand and tell the victim to smell your cheese. When they put their face near your fist, you punch them. Simple as that.
Lazy cousin of The Cancer Prank.

Person 1: Hey Dan, smell my cheese. -Holds out 'cheese'-
Person 2: Um, okay... -Does so-
Person 1: -Punch-
Person 2: OW. You bastard!

by Naevai December 8, 2009