smartasshobo

An online nickname that is so foul it can only be used by gay pedophiles

"Did you see that guy? What a weirdo"
"Yeah I bet his online name is smartasshobo"

by SomeUnknownIndividual April 23, 2018

Smarties

Another word for a study pill (aka modafinil) ('Smart'ies)

Wagwan, you got any smarties g.
Bro you taking any smarties before the exam.

by ScandalouslySuave June 11, 2018

Smarties

A candy that's actually just legal cocaine, You can even snort it.

Some Dude: Hey! You got the smarties?
You: Yea
Both: *Snorts Smarties*

by Lilkii December 2, 2018

Smartest person in the walmart

If you’re ever at a walmart in Alabama and need help just know pornstar will be there to help he's the smartest person in the Walmart

Yo I can't find the minute cards for my phone where's that pornstar guy at he can help he's the smartest person in the Walmart

by Kodak999 August 13, 2019

Smartestest

Smarter than smart

Valeria is the smartestest

by Jdhdidbs November 23, 2019

Satness

A feeling of sadness brought on by sat, whether partially or entirely.

“Loneliness, pointlessness, and satness are why I’m considering dying.”

by Sure why not lol January 29, 2020

smartestery

Inherently smart
Putting your smartness into what you do

The doctor embraced his smartestery while performing the complex operation.

by BZ Majii May 17, 2021