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slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.
*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!
by brunette farts October 14, 2019
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shapapple

The act of slapping someone and or violently beating in the face with a chubby penis on or around the facial area, leaving a red mark.
"I can beat someone down with my shapapple."
"my shapapple is legendary I can break spines."
by jean-pierre fortin January 19, 2008
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Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5
Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here
by UpliftAura November 7, 2019
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Sapan

The best man in the whole-wide world. Everyone wants to have sex with him. Has a huge dick.
Dude that Sapan looks hot as shit
by TheAmazingguy January 20, 2011
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slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump
by Sledge January 23, 2004
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slapadick

The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a

lot. In fact, quite a bit more.
Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.
by Bindywindy June 10, 2014
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Slaad

Slaad is a creature of pure Chaos living in Limbo. They are froglike humanoids. Slaadi (plural) hierarchy is Mud Slaadi > Red Slaadi > Blue Slaadi > Green Slaadi > Grey Slaadi > Death Slaadi > White Slaadi > Black Slaadi > The Slaad Lords (Ygorl, Ssendam, Chourst, Rennbuu and Wartle)
Slaad is also the name of an infamous European half-breed private server administrator.
by Noypiako September 16, 2008
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