Simmonds

A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.

S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"

by MistressCupcakes November 17, 2011

Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.

"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"

by ellispsycho January 5, 2009

simmer your boil

A phrase used when someone needs to chill the fuck out.

Similar to simmer down or slow you roll

Simmer your boil, it's not that big of a deal

by Sean Motherfucking B May 27, 2010

simmy sexual

A simmy sexual is the sexuality that simmy (Mr simpson) is or could be

Someone: hey simmy

simmy: Be gone thot, i am only looking for simmy's as i am a simmy sexual

by silkhurcyrxrct March 11, 2020

Slurpin Simms

When a guy nuts in a bowl, gets a spoon full and slurps it like its soup

Melvin: i think that guy is a slurpin simms...

Todd: Fagget...

by choo hoo March 5, 2009

jay simmons

A boy that uses girls and turns them to hoes in a lickidy split!

Jay Simmons likes blow jobs.

by shittytittymo December 17, 2017

Charlie Simmonds

a fucking cracker cos he's black and his pee is red cos hes dieing of necrophilia

That dude is just like Charlie Simmonds! Only difference is that he is an asian and has terminal cancer...

by marques brownlee VIII May 12, 2019