A guy who is a complete dickhead, he truly does not know that there are many, many, many people who wish him harm.
He continually asks probing questions which start out with "would you rather...." and commonly end with "and there is a guy who will blow the world up if you dont choose anything"
He continually asks probing questions which start out with "would you rather...." and commonly end with "and there is a guy who will blow the world up if you dont choose anything"
oh shit, there is a shomar coming by.... DARN.... he saw us, hope he doesnt ask a would you rather question
by shomar=fag April 2, 2010
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by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005
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Get the scrompin' the nuggets mug.SHOM is a ship for Shan and Tom. This ship is the best ship out there and they also like chairs a lot. There is a famous jacket involved in this relationship. And they like to wiggle their fingers for 10 seconds before hugging each other and they have to say it's me who is it its tom and Shan has to say it's me who is it it's Shan. There could be a wedding soon!They also like the character sonic a lot .
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It is widely know thoughout the world the practices of the church of shomarism, they performs acts like the one mentioned above. People who partake in such actions are commonly known as shomarites. Shomarism is one of the fastest growing religions since the introduction of jedism. Shomarites have their own sacred text similar to the catholics bible, it is known as "the idiots guide to being black", it contains many scriptures on how the followers of this faith should act in everyday situations.
It is widely know thoughout the world the practices of the church of shomarism, they performs acts like the one mentioned above. People who partake in such actions are commonly known as shomarites. Shomarism is one of the fastest growing religions since the introduction of jedism. Shomarites have their own sacred text similar to the catholics bible, it is known as "the idiots guide to being black", it contains many scriptures on how the followers of this faith should act in everyday situations.
Billy: "look at that white guy pretending to be black, he's such a shomar"
David: "yeah he is, he must be a shomarite"
David: "yeah he is, he must be a shomarite"
by superhappyfuntime*splat April 10, 2010
Get the Shomar mug.The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.
"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."
by Tangerello December 22, 2005
Get the scromelette mug.* Shlomo the Camel is a famous camel often used in songs (Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps, 100 humps, 100 humps, Shlomo the Camel has 100 humps and that is how he goes, backwards) (only it sounds better in Hebrew than in English). It's mainly a road song, like 100 bottles of beer on the wall.
* Shlomo's character has been deformed and mutilated when it was carried over to such concepts as being the CEO of "Hashish for Free", and/or having e^1 or phi or pi or i humps (those are all unique mathematical numbers).
* Generally, Shlomo is just an ordinary camel, but for some reason he's very famous, perhaps because of his incredibly unbelieveably stupid name.
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* Shlomo's character has been deformed and mutilated when it was carried over to such concepts as being the CEO of "Hashish for Free", and/or having e^1 or phi or pi or i humps (those are all unique mathematical numbers).
* Generally, Shlomo is just an ordinary camel, but for some reason he's very famous, perhaps because of his incredibly unbelieveably stupid name.
= For more words of wisdom check dracoturtles.
Shlomo the Camel = Shlomo Hagamal.
* LeShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, leShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, vekaha who ho lech a-cho-ra...
* LeShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, 100 dabashot, leShlomo Hagamal yesh 100 dabashot, vekaha who ho lech a-cho-ra...
by Yaly Sela September 25, 2005
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