shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

by ebsva June 10, 2012

Shit Tongue

When your tongue is shitty because you have said some disagreeable or annoying things. What you call someone after they have said something stupid or pointless or aggravating.

Leizel: "I heard that if you eat more than two twinkies a day you will be obese by age 23"

Michelle: "Shut up you shit tongue"

by Dr. Hull MD March 30, 2009

shit tons

a ton of shit; usually used to describe something in abundance; different way of saying shitload

Wow! Beer and ribs! That was shit tons of fun!

by Nene Fred July 7, 2006

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

Tongue Punch the Shit Shooter

Eating the booty. Eating ass. Licking that booty good.

Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

I ain't on that shit!

Basically, you do not care about whatever someone is talking about, or what they are refering too.

Alex: Someone made a rumor about you.
Amber: I ain't on that shit!

Whitney: But I wanna go to the mall!
Crystal: I ain't on that shit!

by Amber Walker September 10, 2006

Ain’t On Shit

AKA “AOS”
Describing One’s Activities To The Homie. Not Busy. Maybe An Invitation To Get On Some Shit AKA “OSS”

“I Ain’t On Shit Today Big Cuz”

“You Need A Job Lil Cuz, You AOS”

by YakimaFresh February 2, 2026