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Shifty McFickle

A person or object that could be considered very unreliable, unpredictable, tricky, deceitful, and/or questionable. Can quickly go from good to bad/ cooperative to fuckey. Basically a fun way to call a person or object an all around bastard.
1.) My car randomly breaks down on me, it's such a Shifty McFickle.

2.) Timmy doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself, he is just a Shifty McFickle.
by DirtyDan614 April 19, 2015
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shifty nuts

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size
sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....
by RektbyamateK July 5, 2017
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Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.
oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!
by BigBiddie October 2, 2017
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shifty titties

When you pick up a girl with a great rack at a bar and when she bends over to show you the goods, her teeth fall out.
Damn, that girl almost had me. Should have known they were shifty titties.
by anonymous March 14, 2022
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Shifty Hawk'D

The legend of a man that does unbelievable things
DUDE SAVED MY GIRL BY MAKING HIS PEEN A SNORKEL WHILE SHE WAS DROWNING--SHE GOT SHIFTY HAWK'D
by Rylanthespud May 31, 2022
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Shifty pimping

Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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