When one releases a quick succession of tiny turds, the poops end up floating togethor in a manner similar to a small island chain.
The other morning I drank a white chocolate mocha latte. However, two hours later I pooped out a shartipelago.
by Matthubsy November 27, 2010
Get the Shartipelago mug.A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.
Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
by ASDFgirlz23 May 10, 2012
Get the Sharpie Relationship mug.by Fkyis December 20, 2016
Get the Shariena mug.When you don't have hair and you need some so you take a sharpie and draw in a tiny patch of hair to cover your bald spot.
"Hey Craig, I know how to solve your hair loss problem!"
"How?!"
"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."
"Gee, a patch?"
"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"
"That's a great idea!"
"How?!"
"Just use this sharpie and draw in a patch of hair on the middle of your head."
"Gee, a patch?"
"Yes, a patch! It's also called a sharpie patch because it makes you look like you have hair!"
"That's a great idea!"
by trolleycakes September 28, 2018
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An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
Friend 2: Shartington!
by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022
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