schadenpussy

n. pleasure derived from the inability of another to negotiate a sexual encounter with a woman

I was wondering why I saw Tom smiling to himself in the corner, but it turns out he just had schadenpussy over Billy striking out with that blonde.

by Aquinos July 9, 2010

Shade-raping

When a person hides behind his sunglasses to fantasize and look at female/male assets.

Babe 1: I think he's shade-raping me.

Babe 2: Punch his ass bitch!

by hahaisteppedonyourdick March 11, 2011

Shade Pony

An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.

Dude, did Jessie call you back?

Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.

Real talk.

by westcoastrealtalk August 22, 2012

schadenfucker

An insult hurled at people who laugh at your misery. Based on schadenfreude and, well, "fuckers."

Example: Yeah, yeah. So I just fell on the ice. You can quit laughing any time you schadenfucker .

by greebie December 20, 2013

shade blind

Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color

K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"

by Yapper30 May 9, 2015

schadenfreudian

A SchadenFreudian is someone who feels joy when seeing others suffer misfortune physically or in speech or memory due to an unconscious conflict.

His SchadenFreudian attitude towards old people scare the hell out of me!

by ProfPlum January 30, 2016

shade god

A shade God is someone who is shady in person but crazy nice and flirty on text

Kim k is a shade God because she flirts with me on text but disses me in real life

by Anon 1 May 25, 2016