Baby Satchel

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

I shave my baby satchel.

She drained every drop from my baby satchel.

It’s so hot. My baby satchel is sticking to my legs.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

skin satellite

a satellite used by the US government to keep track of african americans

Person 1: How did they know he was in Utah?
Person 2: They used the skin satellite.

by metro boomin want some more June 6, 2021

Satellite

Men who weasel their way into the friend zone with your girlfriend, with the sole intention of passive-aggressively ending your relationship so that they can be right there for the rebound.

Usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. They've never had the balls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she's ever had.

Always beta males. Will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother.

Alpha #1: Yo, who is that dude who keeps hitting up your girl?

Alpha #2: Oh it's this SATELLITE Steven. He's been trying to break us up for the past year but she thinks he's the nicest guy ever.

Alpha #1: Be careful man. My girl ran off with a satellite.

Alpha #2: It'd be her loss anyways. Ending up with a little beta faggot like that.

Alpha #1: LOL

Alpha #2: LOL

by keyboardrealist December 6, 2011

Sateda

It is planet on Stargate Atlantis. It is too, homeplanet of Ronon.

Ronon is from Sateda.

by [Tomppa] August 23, 2006

Satchamoe

A living with parents gamer, who plays xbox 360 and LAN's alot.

I dont think i know that satchamoe.

by PyronaticGuitar October 18, 2010

Sateki

Spicey chicken

Hey look at that hot fella, omg he must be a Sateki.

by Yarny May 26, 2019

salty satchel

A bag of weed with hella crystals, "resembling" salt.

Me: I am in dire of a salty satchel!

by sylvz March 12, 2009