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Acronym for "Smiles and Sighs" Used in Instant Messaging. This is used much like *gasp* in that it explains the actions of the writer.
Franz - "7 days until I see you again.."

Courtney - "*SaS* mmhmm"
*SaS* by Queso Caliente October 16, 2008
Related Words
Sasha sassy SAS Sasuke Sasquatch sass saskia sasshole Sasa Sascrotch
Saš is known for having a big dick and he is known for fucking Zara
Saš je v Zari
Saš by Saš December 18, 2021

SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)

One who is uncontrollably awkward in social situations. This person, in normal everyday life, may seem rather normal, but when thrown into a social situation, the person is suddenly petrified, unable to speak or act in any way that is not completely uncomfortable for all who bear witness. This syndrome is sometimes hereditary, though typically develops in preteen years and lasts through adulthood. Not to be confused with an actual mental handicap.
"The strangest thing has been happening to me lately," said Shauna. "I'll be completely fine one moment, and when I enter a social situation, I suddenly can't act or speak in any way that is not completely uncomfortable and humiliating."

It's not a mental illness, I think you have been struck by the SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)!" Said Susan. "It affects one in every three adults, and targets those who work in corporate settings, especially stock exchanges.

Sas-crotch 

When the pubes of a woman or man have not been trimmed in a long while, and their crotch begins to resemble Sasquatch.
Used primarily as a noun.
"She's hotttt"
"Nah dude... she's got a Sas-crotch".
Sas-crotch by wtf2010 July 6, 2010
An expert in Sarcasm And Sardonism.
A person who ridicules others for their own personal enjoyment.
A person with low esteem who picks on the stupidity of others & refers to them as a cretin.
SAS Guru - I am very successful because I have a proper degree from a proper university - you are poor because you have facial warts & went to a poly.
SAS Guru by CUKKER April 20, 2012

Sas-a-dick

a one eyed butt rapist silver tailed midget giraffe that likes camels.
Maddy, wtf is your problem stop being such a sas-a-dick!.
Sas-a-dick by xxSQUIxx December 6, 2009